I logged in, people are still posting totally gross shit.

Aww, thanks!

I hear that Reddit/4chan and the LDS population have high percentages of virgins, if you're looking for fresh supplies.

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Do they have snowy white Vs on them, or can you just tell by the unicorns they hang out with?

Really? I was actually disappointed that she had Hermione hook up with Ron-not because I think she should have been with Harry, but because Ron turns into such an asswipe in the later books. Hermione should have held out for better.

BALL! BALL! BALL! BALL! GIVE ME THE GODDAMN BALL! GIVE IT TO ME!

This sentence: "It is then that Gabby realizes that she'll probably be the only chocolate drop at the gym."

Obviously you're being sarcastic, but I find the use of the phrase "chocolate drop" to describe Gabby Douglas really, really problematic.

What about the opposite of friendzoning/girlfriend zoning, when you develop romantic feelings for a friend, tell them in a noncommital way that makes it clear you still want to be friends no matter what happens, and then have them disappear on you? Because that (for me) was infinitely more painful.

What about the opposite of friendzoning/girlfriend zoning, when you develop romantic feelings for a friend, tell them in a noncommital way that makes it clear you still want to be friends no matter what happens, and then have them disappear on you? Because that (for me) was infinitely more painful.

I get that effect petting my cat on the couch. It inspires to go back to bed for a nap.

The pup is giving him some serious side-eye around the 40 second mark.

The bats looked like mini albino Darth Vaders to me.

Yes, absolutely, I'm being the asshole here, using the proper name for the diagnosis, the one that doesn't carry negative connotations.

Yeah, that's not the name of the diagnosis of developmental disabilities, a broad spectrum of disorders. But thanks for playing.

Totally agree.