Totally agree.

Totally agree.

Totally agree.

The worst is when an owner(s) has to go on an errand or away somewhere where they can't bring their dog, so they have to bring the dog to us for daycare or boarding, and the dog NEVER SHUTS UP. Whining, screaming, whimpering, regardless of your trying to comfort it. Also annoying are the owners who are convinced…

I work at a doggy day care, I've only seen a couple of pure shibas, but I've seen several mixes. Sweet dogs, but they want to do what they want to do, and screw you if you try to stop them. Same with some border collies, labs, really any high energy breed that's not properly exercised.

...Thanks. I think. I get the bootstraps part, not quite sure how ninjas come into play.

I'm not anti-minorities, but why can't they just work hard and get ahead on their own?

Wow, a law firm run entirely by real-life Howard Lymans:

So hang on, you mean that Leonardo DiCaprio is ALIVE? They've been lying to us for all these years! (Sob)

That gives me some relief. It almost seemed like they were using real footage, and it made me really really uncomfortable.

The women saying "It's my fault" at the end...are they part of the satire, or is that archival footage of rape victims blaming themselves?

No, clearly it's Devil Baby:

Ignoring the insanity of the rest of the post...Mrs. President Obama? Really?

Related story:

I hate 4chan on a more personal level than all the other stuff they do, and here's why:

See, the thing is that she's not a disgusting human being, but she is currently working for a reprehensible enterprise. A small but important distinction in my eyes, while not saying what she's doing is ok. But I agree, she could totally be doing something valuable with her degree, and she's not right now.

The Director of Marketing, Deborah Singer, actually just graduated from HBS (Harvard Business School) last May. She's friends with my sister. As gross as the whole idea is, it looks like it'll unfortunately get even more successful.

I think the real issue is the pastor who's buying his wife a gift from Costco.

My personal peanut allergy and subsequent knowledge makes me all sorts of nitpicky on this subject, but peanuts are not tree nuts. Peanuts are not nuts. They're legumes, they grow in the ground, and a peanut allergy does not necessarily mean that one also has a nut allergy, or vice-versa.

That poor tiger is clearly not happy...