Haha. Yeah, I type kind of fast and always forget to proofread before hitting publish.

And yet, in terms of Jerry Hall’s bad days, being mutilated by a homicidal clown only falls somewhere between doing a VH1 Bachelorette knock-off and sleeping with Rupert Murdoch.

My 15 year old, fashion conscientious niece unironically loves her Crocs and is saving up for a pair of Birkenstocks.

I don’t get it. I know that Balenciaga did a pair of platform pseudo-Crocs and Birkenstocks has been collaborating with brands like Opening Ceremony and Rick Owens but they’re so ugly.

“I freaked out a lot of Seattle residents wondering why there was a woman with a camera, binoculars, and some dead animals loitering in front of their house for long periods of time.” The police were called multiple times.

John Waters made the mistake of not patenting Odorama which means it’s in the public domain. Apparently one of the Rugrats movies used it and called it an homage.

“An homage would have been a check!” - John Waters

“You dance lewdly for the boys at lunch period?”
“For a quarter I will!”

I’m almost positive that he said he would have to raise the costs of his pizzas by 11 to 14 cents.

It would be like HBO pixelating Christopher Meloni’s butthole in that one episode of OZ or John Waters pixelating the singing butthole in Pink Flamingos.

Honestly, that’s all I got, I can’t think of many instances of buttholes in mainstream film and television.

There really is a Simpsons quote/paraphrase for any situation.

I’ve never read the book but, when I was like 11 or 12, I read an article that talked about the differences between the film and book including Sonny and his girlfriend’s unique anatomy.

Around that time, my family would regularly visit a relative who lived in a retirement home and in the rec room, they had two books,…

If it makes you feel better, he didn’t take the role because he was desperate for work, he took because he wanted to do a film that his grandchildren could watch.

(though not interviewed, which made me wonder again about the whole ‘Mrs McQueen’ and ‘muse’ thing)

She’s behind Chuckie, the image is cropped.

Speaking of Chuckie, didn’t his voice actor pass away a few years ago?

I’m going to start calling Lulu and Candy Patty and Selma.

Oh yeah, I’m sure the production made a decision to go a more 80's but in 2018. It would be really jarring if they were walking around in jackets with linebacker shoulder pads.

Thank you but I’m no LadyMissUdoKier.

It’s coarse, it’s rough and it gets everywhere.

Did he choose to save Harvey? I thought the implication was that the Joker switched up the directions and he thought he was saving Rachel and sending the Gotham PD to save Harvey.

• Blanca’s yellow jacket is so good! She has to deliver a lot of hard truths this episode, but she looks totally fly while doing it.

Maybe she’ll give it to her irritating brother that’s always riding her coattails, when he’s not ruining Big Brother.