You used to be cool Banksy - I mean Robert.

So, you think the actor who couldn’t get butts into theaters for an action/sci-fi blockbuster like Ghost in the Shell is going to have them lining up around the block for a film about a middle-aged gangster/pimp who revolutionized the happy ending?

You took the time out of your day to complain that people were being mean to Scarlett Johansson.

Where were you Johanssonatics last year when Ghost in the Shell was in theaters? She could have used your support then.

Don’t worry about Scarlett, she’s got a ton of middle-aged white guys defending her online, that is…

“Don’t kink shame me, attending physician.”

It’s scary how lifelike that thing looks. Look at these pictures of Trump’s UK visit, it’s uncanny.

First, Sarah Palin is a politician in the loosest sense of the word. She hasn’t been in office for nearly a decade and couldn’t finish a full term as Governor. She’s - at best - a media personality who dabbled in politics.

Second, as an American media personality she don’t mind her own business. You just have to go…

I’m assuming, but going back and reading it, it seems like there was no jealousy involved and they just thought, “Hey, Let’s pour some up your butt.” Here’s the full text:

What book is this?

I love crazy medical books.

I have that one book that collects weird medical documents from the 80's. It has the patient on PCP who cut off pieces of his face and fed them to his dog, which inspired the Hannibal villain played by Gary Oldman and Michael Pitt.

Oh, and the guy whose boyfriend thought he…

I mean, unless they removed the barcode or covered it over with a Sharpie, you don’t even have to guess anymore. Just scan it on the Amazon app and they’ll give their price and the suggested retail price.

Also, apparently the DPRK blew off a meeting with US officials about returning the remains of US soldiers killed in the Korean War. Something Trump really bragged about after his trip to Singapore. In retrospect, “progress being made” was probably a poor choice of words.

Can we stop pretending that Wintour, Coddington and the whole lot are anything but just slightly above mediocre? That’s why they got jobs at Vogue , because Vogue  is the McDonald’s of high-end fashion.

I like how her accessory is an homage to the late British designer Alexander McQueen’s F/W 2001 “What a Merry Go Round” Collection, but she was smart to keep her reference subtle by using a bloated, decomposing corpse instead of a skeleton.

Yeah. It was a movie role that caused Ledger’s mental strain, not the whole separating from a long time partner who was the mother of his child thing that was happening during the production of The Dark Knight.

In Ledger’s defense, I think his “method” was really exaggerated by the media after his death. He kept a scrapbook of things that he felt would inspire his performance (Joker panels from Batman comics, stills from A Clockwork Orange, creepy clown pictures and clippings from National Geographic) and somehow that got…

I can’t remember who, but one of the Democrats did.

It’s the one where Tweek is having nervous breakdown over President Garrison provoking North Korea on Twitter. The B story was Cartman threatening to kill himself for attention but everyone’s more concerned about the kids being run over by drivers who can’t stop looking at Twitter.

Every grown man was “just a boy” at some point, 99.9% of them didn’t have a history of serial assault.

If he means that much to you, get some new heroes. There are plenty of wonderful role models out there, who accomplished much and didn’t sexually assault a pregnant lately with a barbecue brush.

If I remember the original “World’s Oldest Dog” article she was rescued from a puppy mill and adopted.

Oh no. Why couldn’t you guys have waited until the morning or tomorrow afternoon to post this?

I’m not being facetious, I know she’s supposed to be ugly, but that dog looks so sweet and it’s making really sad. I haven’t even thought about her poor owners who - I’m assuming - she’s been with for years possibly decades.

It doesn’t matter how long you’ve been out of school. Target has everything you need to be the best dressed kid on the playground at low prices.