Yep, my wife is Hispanic and she said she loves Speedy Gonzalez while admitting it isn’t exactly an ideal representation.

Nah, Porky’s top 5 if only for “The Blow Out,” which Pynchon had quite an affinity for, as evidenced by references, especially, in The Crying of Lot 49.

If this blog will not recognize Gossamer, I will not recognize this blog. Good day.

I always suspect that people who spout the “we’re all monsters deep down” line are just using it as an excuse to opt out of morality at any moment.

This zoo is in denial. 

But the panda and the lion are real, right?

Don’t take the supplements.

He’s almost the exact same age as me—born in February of 1974 and I was born in November—and yet he seems at least a decade older. And all that yelling has absolutely wrecked his vocal cords; if you listen to some of his old recordings, he’s not nearly as gravelly and wheezy as he is now. Hopefully he eventually just l…

I know, right? 

He’s the same age as me?! Jesus, I don’t look so bad then.

Like so many others, I absolutely cannot wait until this severely mentally disturbed individual drops the fuck dead.

Cheated. Sabotaged his sobriety. Emotionally abused him. Cost him work. Mocked Michael Jackson. Gave him a marriage ultimatum. Led him on about getting married. Joined a competing satirical Velvet Underground tribute bound and sniped all the potential Pizza Underground mitzvah and wedding jobs. Greeted him only by…

Interesting question - if Twitter shuttered, what would that do to Trump? 

At least Nancy Reagan was famous for giving the best blowjobs in Hollywood. What, exactly, did Trump gain by marrying Melanie?

But Mamma Mia! mines a lot of its humor from Donna, Tanya (Christine Baranski), and Rosie (Julie Walters) joking about how old and rundown they are—jokes that make far more sense coming from people in their late 50s rather than their early 40s.

But the raindbow in Russia though. So brave.

These are all hilarious. If Patton Oswalt said any of them onstage no one would bat an eye.

I’m surprised this story even blew up- I thought everyone already knew all high end brands do this. 

Ah, the good old British Class system I so intimately know and despise.

Burberry is insanely protective of its image these days because it used to be associated with kids with ASBOs, racist football hooligans, and petty criminals.