I disagree. What’s stupid about the movie is not Darth Varder’s tortured humanity or the Ewoks.

Was the blood disorder explained in the show? I know she mentions “the virus” when she turned ...that guy formerly known as Dandy, but then didn’t really get too into it. If Ryan Murphy doesn’t want people to think they’re vampires it’s not really our fault when he uses terms like “turn” and “feed” in relation to…

Yeah, he also said each season would be a standalone, but we started hearing from him as early as the first few episodes of Coven that he was going to start tying all of them together, so screw whatever Murphy lets fall out of his mouth. It's not going to be the truth.

I have never watched this show, but from what I understand Lady Gaga is a vampire? If that’s so, I have to commend the costume & makeup team, because she looks so much more like what I imagine vampires would look like when I read smutty vampire books than any film adaptations so far. Brava!

Does anyone else find it amusing that the Countess lost her money to Bernie Madoff(?)? She sounds like a black widow.