Nah, he’s kind of crippled by the fact that he’s only allowed to use his legs and head in a fight.

*Gasp* Ryan Murphy is being inconsistent? How was I supposed to know that a few days after I provided those examples, he would give up the whole, ‘They’re totally not vampires!’ defense?

That doesn’t change the fact that - as recently as the season premiere - he was adamant they were not vampires.

Oh my God. Wouldn’t it be crazy if Stormtroopers were just two little Ewoks stacked up Our Gang style? If you turn their helmets upside down, they look like a Polar Bear wearing a bikini. I’m not saying that’s proof...

• The muppet that was Jabba’s pet that just kept laughing all the time.

“It’s not vampires.” He adds, “It’s really a form of hemophilia in a way. There’s no capes and fangs.”

Yeah. He brought up the ‘no vampire’ policy after the first season, when he was explaining that AHS is just anthology and that each season would standalone.
I think it was shade directed at True Blood. Which is kind of funny because Ryan Murphy clearly wants his vampire’s to be cool and cold like Deneuve (Happy…

I think think the scene between the Countess and whoever Finn Wittrock is playing (I can’t bother remembering the characters name) is the closest explanation we’ve gotten so far. Most of what I’ve said has come from interviews with Ryan Murphy, although Murphy has a habit of spoiling his own show. I’m sure we’ll get…

She’s not a vampire! She just has an ancient sickness that causes her to never age, gives her a weakness to sunlight, and requires her to feed on blood. That’s completely different from vampires. Do you see fangs in her mouth? No! Why do you hate Ryan Murphy? (I’m sure it’s obvious but I’m just joking. Ryan Murphy has…

I think they’re implying that she’s March’s wife, so you’re kind of right. In last week’s episode, Kathy Bates implied that March was framed by his wife and got everything when he died, including the hotel.

Then, in the most recent episode, the Countess mentions that she lost the hotel along with everything else.

One of my favorite scenes is early in the first season where a cable news program is giving a in-memoriam to celebrities who disappeared. I remember Gary Busey being among them.

“They can restrict our printed ties to Wacky Tie Wednesday but, damn it, they’ll have to pry our crazy socks off of our cold dead feet.”