This is good. When parents who put their children in conversion therapy are charged with child abuse will be even better.

So here's a story from my days as a freshman news reporter at a Jesuit university. First week on the gig I was given the task of covering the Pro-Life Club's trip to the annual Pro-Life March in DC. Apparently the SOP was just to reprint the press release you got from the Pro-Life Club, but I went and tried to do some…

the permitting privs is a HUGE one that's working across the country, bc the average layman thinks it sounds reasonable, because they have 0 idea of what abortion procedures entail.

Personally, I think it all comes down to being brainwashed with American exceptionalism and THIS IS MURICA INDIVIDUALS FREEDOM PERSONAL RESPONSIBILTY BLAH BLAH

I've been waiting to use this one. Black's Books really just speaks for all life moments.

...it's a great thing.

Oh my God what happened to you as a child I am so sorry

There's sooooooo much of this that is an utter abomination, however, THANK YOU for calling out pineapple as being fucking disgusting on pizza. Pineapple gets too much hype as a fruit in general, much less adding it to bread and tomato sauce and cheese and acting like that's acceptable.

Ashley Phoenix-Claw: "Hey #GameOnSVU I've been sexually assaulted/physically abused so I know how that works... #GamerGate doesn't do that. And hi, I'm a woman."

" Hey, we don't rape & mutilate women! We just threaten to rape & mutilate women!" -Gamergaters

gamergate: we're offending that you implied we'd rape people but still LOL A GIRL GOT GANGRAPED LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL

OMG, DOES MEGYN KELLY KNOW!!!!! WHAT ABOUT HASSELBACK? GET ON THIS ASAP EAGLEINTHEWINDOW!!!! ONLY YOU CAN SAVE THE WHITE PEOPLE!!!!! DON'T LET US DOWN OR GLEN BECK WILL CRY!!!!

Let me know when Black Africans kidnap and enslave you. Then you'll have my attention.

It doesn't matter where I grew up (I was born outside of Chicago in Harvey, grew up in Matteson before family moved to The Bay Area. Half my friends are not white. I live in Seattle now which is 75% white)

Watch his or her mouth or what? You'll get cross? You'll disengage from the conversation about your irrational fear of black people?

a typo, probably. but get accusatory 4 sure, rather than pointing out a typographic error, that's also a thing you can do.

Yes, random internet commentators, shitty tippers aren't the problem, tipping culture is the problem. You are technically correct- if restaurants would only pay their servers a living wage, and if there was some sort of legislation to enforce this, we wouldn't need to shame all the poor shitty tippers.

"Back in my day, music didn't even have percussions! Damn kids playing their Selena Bieber music. TURN DOWN THAT DAMN AIR CYMBAL!"

I already love Kevin Bacon and just now noticed that his avatar is Roger from American Dad when he wore a fake nose and pretended to be...Kevin Bacon. He's the best. <3

This is how old/out of the loop I am. Totally did not know the Chelsea Peretti and Jordan Peele and now I can't imagine how amazingly hilarious a couple they are. I so want to hang out with them you guys. I bet they are awesome at fondue double dates and they probably drink really good beer.