Yes, random internet commentators, shitty tippers aren't the problem, tipping culture is the problem. You are technically correct- if restaurants would only pay their servers a living wage, and if there was some sort of legislation to enforce this, we wouldn't need to shame all the poor shitty tippers.

"Back in my day, music didn't even have percussions! Damn kids playing their Selena Bieber music. TURN DOWN THAT DAMN AIR CYMBAL!"

This one would come in on her day off just to catch you in the break room and tell you your lunch looks gross.

I'll never understand the vehemence with which some people must let us know they don't care about a topic others are interested in. It's right up there with telling someone their lunch looks gross.

THREE and counting comments from this trick about how she DOES NOT CARE...I'm not sure she knows what any of those words mean.

You cared enough to make an assy comment about it. We're all duly impressed with your ignorance AND laziness.

I HAD NO IDEA THEY WERE DATING BUT I LOVE IT

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

get out

I already love Kevin Bacon and just now noticed that his avatar is Roger from American Dad when he wore a fake nose and pretended to be...Kevin Bacon. He's the best. <3

This is how old/out of the loop I am. Totally did not know the Chelsea Peretti and Jordan Peele and now I can't imagine how amazingly hilarious a couple they are. I so want to hang out with them you guys. I bet they are awesome at fondue double dates and they probably drink really good beer.

I'm starting to really appreciate how Cher is pretty much nuts, but also right about most things.

this interview with the guy is one of the most amazing moments in journalism:

"Free speech" has consequence. No matter how many times I tell the idiots in my life this is the case they won't shut up about it. Boom!

The jury set him straight....

Sometimes it helps to look at the same type of scenario with a non-sexual action:

With the Hound as Secretary of Defense because obviously.

Politics is about two things: campaign infrastructure and MONEY. The Clintons have both, and better than anyone else out there right now. Bush comes in a close second. And frankly, the democratic bench is pretty awful right now. If Clinton doesn't run, democrats don't have much of anyone else to rely on. Elizabeth…

I am now wondering what ritual one must perform to summon a beekeeper.

Correction: Arya Stark/Left Shark