With the Hound as Secretary of Defense because obviously.

Politics is about two things: campaign infrastructure and MONEY. The Clintons have both, and better than anyone else out there right now. Bush comes in a close second. And frankly, the democratic bench is pretty awful right now. If Clinton doesn't run, democrats don't have much of anyone else to rely on. Elizabeth…

Same. That .gif is my happy place. Though I do wish Arya was standing next to her. That would be perfect.

I am now wondering what ritual one must perform to summon a beekeeper.

Correction: Arya Stark/Left Shark

The mantra "it's her turn" has broad appeal among Democrats.

Mr. Baker, as a man, I fail to see the problem with having multiple highly-qualified women candidates. If a strong woman scares a man who is considering a run for office from pursuing it, I think that says a hell of a lot more about the quality of the male candidate than the female candidate.

GUARD YOUR DICKS...THE GYNOCRACY IS NIGH!!!!!!!!

I'd happily accept his head as currency.

See, in my fantasy revenge world dicksmacks like this are put in the position where they have to take an important client out to dine/accompany their boss to dinner, and the client/boss chooses one of the restaurants where they've been banned. "Why the hell are you wearing that fake beard and glasses, Mike?"…

$25 for Korean BBQ is pretty darn good! It costs about that much where I live, and I'm not even in an "expensive" city anymore.

This is not exlusive to the Midwest, either - I think just more rural areas. We took my dad and his wife to Korean BBQ to try something new when they were visiting recently, and we thought it was very reasonably priced at about $25 per person. They insisted on paying even though I kept trying to steal the check…

Can this be a BCO thing please?!

I worked at a deli delivering food, doing cashier stuff and bussing food off. I once had a fucking receptionist at an insurance company hand me a folded $100 bill as a tip for a $400 catering order. Awesome!

KIRK CAMERON IS NOT ACCEPTABLE AS PAYMENT

I had that shit pulled on me when I was working retail on Newbury Street in Boston, which meant there were entitled, rich suburban moms with their equally entitled kids buying stupid t-shirts that would fall apart after the first wash for $25 a pop. I was in grad school, as many, many people working retail in Boston…

I worked in doctors office. I collected the paper that held the diagnoses for you after you saw the doctor as well as your co-pay. When I told a guy his copay was 10 dollars, he gave me a "bill" and told me to keep the change and basically bolted out.

I used to work (read: NOT a friend) with a guy who would regularly go to restaurants with his wife and come up with some complaint real or imaginary, but mostly imaginary, about 3/4 through the meal in order to get some or all of his meal comped. He would then proceed to boast about his comped meal success stories,…

If you're giving prizes for best turns of phrase in BCO (consider it!), I nominate "Jesus freak dog fuckers" and "unsdisputed King of the Dickwalruses" from this week's batch.