I love how the nutrition facts suggests something like 2 Thin Mints as one serving. Don't they mean one sleeve of cookies 'cuz that's how I roll?

"Sign me right the fuck up. Not only are oatmeal-raisin cookies delicious while lulling you into a false comfort that you're eating something healthy (haters to the left), but yogurt chunks make anything better. I am ashamed to admit that when I had a hamster, I would sometimes eat her yogurt chunks because they were…

See, that's the thing. "Huh, well I saw this as a teaching moment for my son but I didn't mean to promote this as acceptable behavior for a child to do to an animal. My apologies." Is it that hard to admit that maybe there's an aspect of your words or actions you haven't fully considered?

She didn't want to hurt you.

She can't even comprehend the idea of recognizing she made a mistake and apologizing. Everything has to be part of a massive left wing conspiracy to destroy her.

Stop making me side with PETA, Sarah Palin. Ugh.

In which I applaud PETA:

Movies have become the realm of actors while television have become the realm of actresses. Lately, for every complaint about, "No one is going to watch a movie with a such-such female character as a lead, " television has said, "Oh, yeah. Here's a television show with a female lead equivalent. Enjoy."

I suspect the problem is not that women won't "act their age," but that there are so few roles written for women in their 40s, 50s and beyond in which they can be protagonists. Men who are Crowe's age are seen as pivotal, sexual, and dynamic; too often women at that age are relegated to being the helpful wife, the…

If you are trying to pretend that you're still the young buck when you're my age, it just doesn't work.

Do people not understand that The Obama's actually pay for this? Or is it, THAT they can afford to pay for this that is the issue?*

This is the same party that insists a person's money is for them to do with as they wish, taxes are the devil, free market blah blah blah.

Dunkin' Donuts is from Massachusetts. And we all know that Taxachusetts is an elitist communist utopia abortionplex.

Hey, Fox News is outraged over a millionaire buying a luxury good. That's new.

God fucking damnit. Shit like this is what I like to point out everytime somebody goes "Oh, Republicans and Democrats, it's all the same!"

No, it is so, so, SO FUCKING NOT. Not at all. Not even a little. Democrats may have their own problems but holy shit we do not go to DEFCON 1 and lose our shit over things like…

Right? It's so funny to watch conservatives take a break from shitting all over poor people so they can feign shock and outrage over Obama's ostentatious displays of wealth.

*sigh*

Oh yeah, they'll be doing it until he's out of office, and then probably chewing over it for another few years.

BARRY OBAMA YOU HYPOCRITE! I THOUGHT MICHELLE OBAMA SAID WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO EAT ANYMORE!