A lot of people seem to be missing this. If you spend all morning and afternoon doing the work multiple people were meant to do then came home to cook and clean not just for you but for another adult who is perfectly capable of doing it themselves, of course by the time 8 or 9 rolls around you can only really manage…

I might agree if the wife truly thought it was normal, but the wife's post on reddit paints a little different picture. She makes it clear that it's a recent slowdown and only temporary (well, temporary until this spreadsheet) due to the fact they just bought a house that they are renovating on top of her work laying…

Who has time for porn when the quarterly sexual relations reports are due?

People do have stressful times that kill sex drive. I've had them before, and have had partners who had as well. Usually they pass when the stress is lightens. The best thing to do is talk about it and work out a healthy way to deal with it for both partners, and try to bring some chemistry back, a sexy date or just…

It is not part of the marital duties. You should be having sex because you want it, and not out of some "duty". I've found often when I force myself to have sex when I don't want it it makes me find the person less sexually attractive in the future. When you are not into having actual sex there are other sexual things…

I tried, but I fucked up and it wasn't a Prime order, and somehow he'd broken his seal on the way, so I couldn't return him.

Well, he knows nothing.*

And under no circumstances should the DJ be allowed to play 'Rains of Castamere'.

In Westeros, a top wedding planner must be able to coordinate the food, the music, the guest list, as well as the inevitable regicide. You have to craft a seating chart that separates the unruly in-laws but puts the killer and the patsy within plausible reach of the victim. It's not as easy as it looks, you guys.

Slightly less relevant but still hilarious is

Yeah, and I'd rather be a fire proof princess with three dragon children. I'm sure we all agree that the minimum wage should reflect a livable wage without assistance. That's obvious. But right now people need to eat, and the wages they make are not sufficient without the tip, because we don't live in that world yet.…

All of these numbers are basically arbitrary, that's sort of the point? Why a $10.10 minimum wage? Where does that number come from? It comes from the mouths of the few rich people who control our lives. Frankly, I tip 30% when the service is decent, and minimum 20% regardless because that is what is considered enough…

Dude. I know confrontation is hard. I'm usually good at it, but because I work industry I have maaaaasive guilt problems. So I shouldn't be so critical of people who don't speak up. Usually if I have a shitty experience I just pay, tip adequately, leave, and vow to never come back. I dine out alone often, and often…

Servers pay taxes, so... They are paying for their health coverage. That's how it works.

It's people like YOU that drove the Leftorium out of business!

This is supposed to be new? Back in my day (the 80's) my friends and I always hung out in 24 hour restaurants like Lyon's or Carrow's or Denny's....'cause a) we thought the mall kids were lame, and b) we didn't have the kind of money required to shop at Contempo Casuals or Miller's Outpost every weekend. I know we…

It's a rarely enforced policy, but a lot of restaurants have an (x) number of cards per table policy printed on the menu or they charge a fee per card after (x) number of cards. You might think it's simple, but it adds a huge amount of extra administrative work plus credit card swipe fees. We generally only pull it…

Best and funniest discussion on reverse racism is from Aamer Rahman.

but I hate beans joy.

Did they not realize that running the tagline "You can't make this shit up" over clearly doctored pictures makes no sense at all? I mean, it's a doctored picture, so clearly you can make that "shit" up because the person who doctored the pictures did make it up...because they're fake pictures. The phrase "you can't…