Haha, yes. I am cool with snakes. I think arachnids are adorable.

I knoooow, but I was showing the story to Mr. Queef and we ended up watching it together. He's not a snake person but he agreed it's always sad to see an animal suffering.

For me, it was more this:

I went through a "snake phase" as a kid, and I had a pet boa, a ball python, and some geckos (okay, it was more an exotics phase.)

OH

Someone already posted Walter and Peter, which kind of trumps everything else that anyone could post, because, you know, two universes damaged and almost destroyed and all that, but in terms of sacrifice for love—I submit THIS:

Hate on Lost all you want but three words, two of them names, are enough to send me into tears. Blubbering, teeth-grinding tears. Such a marvelous build-up to a moment so brilliantly executed. THIS is how you build a narrative and deliver a payoff in television.

The Lord of the Rings, Samwise Gamgee, Ring Bearer and Ring Bearer Bearer. *Drops microphone, walks off*

Yeah, although I was taunted and beaten by kids at school—from age six until 15; often, at least once a day—always being reminded (by peers and teachers) that I deserved it, for being a sissy/faggot?

So glad for the kids in Utah doing that! Maybe there is hope for the red state Scouts after all. In my Southern hometown, the Boy Scouts were praying at churches to be saved from the homos. One adult Scout leader said sternly that "We can't pick and choose what rules from the Bible we follow" I wanted to fly out of my…

True story: I visited Sir Isaac Newton's family home, Woolsthorpe Manor, this summer, and walked into his bedroom to find a cat stretched out on the bed, being fussed by a bunch of kids. The room guide told me that the cat's name is Tiger, and he doesn't actually belong to the house - they took him to a local vet's to…

Cats are deeeeep thinkers, man. Deeeeeep. They totally get physics, but chose not to share it with people. The last time they did that, Catpurnicus told his person, and the dude got it ALL WRONG.

1) You do not have a right to be the star of your own nationally-syndicated television show. That is a huge, huge privilege that is bestowed upon a very, very small amount of people in the entire nation. It's ok to have standards, like, must be competent, and must not be a horrible person.

But I though "The Couple That Drinks Together Stays Together" Now how am I supposed to keep a man?

haha yes. any time the prince 'grabs' you, take a sip. for each full revolution twirl, take a shot. when he lets you go, finish your damn drink since you're worthless without a man! :P

He can be on the show I'm currently shopping, its called "Bearded Weirdos Ruminate on Anal Sex." He is exactly the star I need to attach to this project to get it off the ground. My pilot is testing very well in the Bible-Belt.

Yes, 16 year olds are mature enough to make decisions about their sex lives. They are also susceptible to judgment from other people, just like adults are. Being well equipped to make sexual decisions for yourself and being equipped to stand up to people in positions of authority attempting to bully you into making…

Thank you Jezebel, mother of a teen. After reading this, promptly had a discussion with her about Plan B, what it is and what it is not, how it works, and let her know that she can pick it up from a pharmacy or planned parenthood without parental consent—and also let her know that given the politics of slut shaming…