An early access game not as tightly designed as a Pokemon game? 🤔

Crabrawler makes me think of this:

Alright, that sand castle ‘mon is pretty badass looking now. Ground/ghost and straight up murders Pokemon, i’m excited.

Expect the anime to make it:

God I love that episode. The Krusty Krab pizza one’s also great.

When i art :(

On the bright side, he’s been awarded the inaugural gold medal in the 50K Crapwalk.

I really felt bad for the guy, until I saw this comment.

What little dignity existed in this ridiculous sport is now completely gone.

Merde! Un de plus, mon ami.

I shat myself running once. Not even in an actual race, just a quick run around my neighborhood. I thought at first it was just gas, and then I thought maybe I could make it home in time, but no dice. I feel so badly for this poor guy... such an awful feeling, especially at the Olympics with all those people watching.

I’m crying at my desk because of the oui :’D

Been there! You end up walking like a geisha in a kimono lol. sometimes you have to pause for a moment, then carry on when all is ok.

Welp, he looked dead after he collapsed and now I feel bad :(

Update (9:53 a.m.): Diniz has just collapsed on the course.

This is the nightmare I almost live every morning after a 45 min commute to work. The walk from the parking garage to the bathroom is my Olympic event. The trick is to shuffle the feet instead of taking large steps. This allows for quick movement, while allowing your butthole to remain clenched.

Commentator, in crisp English accent: Folks at home may be asking themselves, “How will he finish?” And, well, Depends.

The racewalk looks like the lamest event in the history of athletics, but it’s so damn TERRIBLE. We had a 1600m racewalk in high school; I saw the current state record set my senior year at states...with 6:01. Walking a mile in 6 minutes! When those guys finished, they all looked like they wanted to die. I can’t…

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

That’s certainly one way to keep the pack a safe distance behind you.