An opportunity I will regret until the day I die.

You’ve missed the opportunity to use “A-poke-alypse”

Nikolai Nikiforov, the Russian government’s Communications Minister, speculated that Pokémon Go’s purpose is to “collect video-information” under the auspices of intelligence services-

The mayor of the city of Yekaterinburg, in Asian Russia, is okay with it. Just be civil, people. Don’t go driving into pedestrians or climbing into private property.

In Russia, Pokemon Go catch's you.

After today there’ll just be a constant reminder of Windows 10 being a cheap deal at just $100 instead. :-)

The developers. The ones that made the fun game you’re playing.

I’ll tell them what. I’ll stop using the API scanners as soon as they fix the fucking 3-step bug. How about that?

My co-worker considered getting Pokemon Go and I had to warn him: “That’s the perfect storm... You in a Mustang hunting for Pokemons...”

dad, what are you doing on the internet?

All pokemon go collisions are low-speed, under 30mph. The same can’t be said for texting.

What a shithead. This is as bad as texting while driving.

Instead of getting Pokemon, he got... schooled.

The problem with this is that it wouldn’t account for passengers and public transportation.

Playing Pokemon Go WHILE TURNING?

I think there should be a law that allows the police to delete all the Pokemon of offenders.

I got into a wreck reading this article about Pokemon-go.

Ok, I understand he didn’t get any Items or Stardust, but what about the damn Pokemon? Did he get that fucker?