I’d argue FFXV is way better than people give it credit for, but damn if “those characters could give lines a lesson on being one-dimensional” isn’t a great burn. Bravo.

Oh, Bugsnax and Godfall, how awesome. Not disappointed at all that I read the headline and was immediately hoping for Bloodborne

I’m sorry, I believe in tolerance and all that, but you do not have to respect the beliefs of flat-earthers. We don’t have to “both sides” everything.

I copied it from a article on Gizmodo :

I missed the $80k price tag. Whoof.

Matrix AWD?

My question is, did Bezos have to dye himself green in order to get Captain Kirk to ride his rocket?

With the added benefit of one less moron in the State as well.

Take every star for bringing Uncle Iroh and Zuko into my life today. 

It’s a shame Microsoft shut down their streaming service before you got the chance to use “Sir Mixer-A-Lot.”

We are the Rapa Nui and cryptocurrencies will be our (completely invisible) mo'ai. 

Nah, it’s a capitalist axiom that private industry does everything more efficiently; therefore whatever approach private industry takes is by definition the most efficient one, and if you question that then you’re literally Stalin.

Look, why can’t you just be happy for Fancy Kristen?

I am young Torch traveled into the future, but I’ve been keeping my true identity hidden from him so as to not cause panic

Our cats are like wood screw heads. We have a round,

“but it’s been anything but an easy road to get there.”

“Hold On To Your Meat In Resident Evil Village”

I just hope he doesn’t cannibalize all the screen time.

Am familiar, good song. 

Ska doesn’t need to be rehabbed, it’s never stopped being awesome.