You can pour them in a glass and eat them without getting your hands all chocolaty.

“Now Kathy, you know we don’t allow Vin de Pays in this household. I’m very disappointed in your choices young lady.”

God yeah that’d answer the question of whether a bear shits in the woods or not haha!

name/user icon checks out.

I also want to see Anglo-Saxons complaining about how clean the Danes are.

The apple interface is a fucking disaster. I have several computers and family iphones and things are constantly being added and taken away from different devices, login errors are rampant and software upgrades trash usability. The last upgrade to my phone irrevocably scrambled all the album art in my music library. I…

• 1 (8-oz.) container crème fraiche

No way!

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I’m more of a watermelon guy.

Wendy’s customers who want a burger

fuckers stole my band name

Measurements by weight?

I legally couldn’t write that so thank you. 

I agree with your thoughts and will have to settle for subscribing to your newsletter as Lord Kinja has decreed that I may not edit.

Miracle Max : Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there’s usually only one thing you can do.

Two thoughts:

Angry Orchard isn’t the worst cider I’ve ever had, but I agree that it has delusions of adequacy.

I've gotten a pretty vibrant blue on my last 2 cars.  I'll never own another greyscale vehicle.

Strangely I always thought the A-10 was gorgeous but scary, like a properly predatory animal.