• 1 (8-oz.) container crème fraiche

No way!

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I’m more of a watermelon guy.

Wendy’s customers who want a burger

fuckers stole my band name

Measurements by weight?

I legally couldn’t write that so thank you. 

I agree with your thoughts and will have to settle for subscribing to your newsletter as Lord Kinja has decreed that I may not edit.

Miracle Max : Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there’s usually only one thing you can do.

Two thoughts:

Angry Orchard isn’t the worst cider I’ve ever had, but I agree that it has delusions of adequacy.

I've gotten a pretty vibrant blue on my last 2 cars.  I'll never own another greyscale vehicle.

It’s an EX! YEAST!

Where the hell do fruit flies come from? I keep wondering, and I know now why people in the past believed so hard in spontaneous generation.

I keep having rage dreams where I’m fighting someone or screaming at them. I lost my temper on Teddy Roosevelt a few nights ago...why Teddy Roosevelt, I have no idea. My subconscious has a lot of sublimated impotent rage to work out.

I needed this. THANK you.

There is clear pro-dog bias at work here.

I voted for Warren because unlike Bernie who just shouts out ideas with little regard for how it will actually happen, Warren backed hers up with solid plans and data. It wasn’t all just wanting to hear the sound of her own voice.

Strangely I always thought the A-10 was gorgeous but scary, like a properly predatory animal.