Given that a large part of the reason why we would want such a financial transaction tax is precisely to defang the financial services sector, what you’re describing is not so much a loss, as saying we’ll win in an entirely different way.

Funny, when I give my wife’s family eggnog, all I can taste in mine is bourbon.  Which is probably because I leave the eggnog out of mine.

She filibustered for Dreamers. Helped do a sit-in for gun control and has never lost a vote. She’s always fought them. Anybody who says otherwise simply couldn’t be bothered to pay attention.  

“Why would anyone want to steal a pepper mill?”

If that’s the cost of living to 101, I prefer die at 65 having enjoyed much better beers.

“I know, it sounds like Misery, but it was actually much nicer than that.”

Hey Physicians Committee For Responsible Medicine, is a hot dog a sandwich?

My no-mayo tuna salad recipe, free of charge: mustard, hot sauce, relish, Worcester sauce, tuna. 

Maybe this is why I used to get sick every Thanksgiving/Christmas.

I don’t even think that’s sarcastic.

Scoop out and toast the seeds, throw the rest of that shit in the garbage where it belongs.

Never tried the Malahat but your other two suggestions are spot on. The El Dorado 21 is one of those rums which make non-straight rum drinkers go “whoa, I didn’t know rum could taste like this”.

I already played it.

+1 insult that you still work under guidance systems

Isn’t that how we got Grover Norquist?

This. This right here is COTD.