This. Blend is not a style, it’s a pile of wines that don’t fit into the “sorting by varietal instead of region” system that non-wine stores prefer to use. I want to scream whenever somebody shows up in my shop and asks me to point them to the “blends”.

The higher the number the less bottles you and your guests have to drink.

Ah!  Your cat looks like mine!  I'm a sucker for gray tabbies :3

My mom adopted two kittens (sisters) over the weekend and the calm one allows being held like a baby, but doesn’t know what the hell to do. The other one is a homicidal muffin and just kind of explodes out of your arms during any attempt at holding in a puff of cat hair and purring.

Do those numbers only include actual architects?

Fuck me, fuck Ryan Grigson, fuck Chuck Pagano with a gallon jug of Grigson’s hair grease, fuck the medical staff with Peyton Manning’s forehead, and triple-fuck decrepit-ass Jim Irsay with the shattered and twisted remains of Andrew Luck’s shoulder and dignity.

Seriously. Like, try accepting the fact that some people are just gonna be jerks, and let go of the obnoxious need to bossily tell strangers how wrong they are? This letter was this xkcd cartoon, but about a birthday dinner instead of bed.

ah. thx for insight :-)

High Life is diabetic dog piss.

I like the cut of your jib. I would go a different route. Chilean sea bass with an imported roe flown in from Helsinki. 

The policy excludes chicken but allows eggs. Unless they’ve somehow figured out how to farm eggs without chickens, this is not about environmental impact

When you learn what a pizza is, you can lecture the rest of us on ketchup, OK?

And how about some Rhubarb pie? Nothing gets the taste of humiliation out of your mouth like Rhubarb Pie.

I totally thought you had wrapped your cat’s upper body in packing tape until I realized she had just gotten an... interesting... hair cut.

Especially while living in Brooklyn. Living there isn’t eactly “cheap” in comparison to the mid-west.

I do all my quick pickling with seasoned rice wine, it’s great for onions, radishes, and jalapenos - I’m guessing it would work just as well with corn.

I was going to leave a comment saying basically all of this, so now I don’t have to! Thank you!

...read this as “great white...”

Histology? And this story is amazing!!!!!

I swear this is how a LOT of people in the gaming community think. Free = I’ll spend money to support the game and developer. Paid Game = I paid once so every updated,dlc and expansion should be free unless the game is perfect from the release date