I mean, how many gas cars have a filler port in the front?

You missed the “if”, I see.

Four cops showed up, asked general questions, and called the Department of Sanitation. They were told that Sanitation hadn’t towed anything, and in fact doesn’t tow plated vehicles, and wouldn’t even be open to check until Monday. The cops then told me to call Sanitation the following day — Saturday, famous for not…

How about Ludwig II of Bavaria? Trump’s already buddies with fans of German Nationalism.  

That’s an incredible silly idea. Firstly, American already uses Philadelphia as a hub. Why would they need Pittsburgh as well?

Secondly, if DCA wasn’t an AA hub, their two closest hubs to DC would be Philly and Charlotte. Terrible business sense. They’d basically be ceding the entire market to United at Dulles.  

No, they WANT an adversarial government.  It’s the only thing that justifies their paranoia.  

Very strong words from a country where it is illegal to point out their own complicity with Nazi atrocities. 

I don’t get it. If the date was in MM/DD/YY format, then it would add up

In fact, you can still get multiple versions of the Durango Hellcat with names such as Hammerhead, Silver Bullet, and Brass Monkey.

But are you going to have to take the Sigfried Oath to use Superchargers now?

“Are”, or “were”?

Say what you will about how easy it is to steal someone’s wallet, but at least you have to actually be NEXT to them to do that.

This just makes it possible for anyone with an email account to steal your ID.  

Lemme put it this way - the dude claims to have flown a plane (powered by a steam engine, no less!) through a park in the middle of Pittsburgh, and yet somehow there were no independent witnesses?

Car Dealerships: “We don’t want to sell your electric cars!”

Hey, Xenu’s gotta upgrade from DC8's eventually... 750 million years is a hell of a long operational life.  

Revenge for all the bird strikes?

Most of the stuff on AO3 makes Chuck Tingle’s bibliography look like Jane Austen by comparison.

Let me first say I’m not here to put shame on you.

Does this mean that the Heart of Gold happened to be in the area?