There's every guarantee that pretty much all car owners will neglect to make sure that their fire extinguishers are functional and up-to-date

Those things are scary as fuck to be near when they are moving.

“Listen, I know you folks want an STI”

“The transportation side of things is more impressive and attracts the most public attention. Over 20 seasoned bus operators compete in timed obstacle courses that they navigate with the buses”

... You realize that NASA, the DOE, and the National Laboratories have been working on these since the 50's, and that the first spaceflight trial is only three years away, right?

That means a wheelchair user in the most populous city in the world

Trying to flee a hurricane in a small single-engine plane seems like a real galaxy-brain move

The cuts could come as skilled jobs in “engine-related” work are lost as gas-powered motors are replaced by electric ones

Yeah, I’m gonna call BS on that. In the past few years, Vin has shuttered multiple consumer electronics divisions.

“Remember when some Wall Street bozos thought VinFast, maker of one of the worst-reviewed cars, was worth more than America’s Big Three automakers combined?”

Yeah. 0.067 might not be above the legal limit, but I know a few people who start behaving impaired after a single drink.

While physical tests are extremely fuzzy, alcohol affects everyone differently. And that’s before getting into how alcohol can affect people on medications.

“What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas”

They've taken MULTIPLE shots at BYU for polygamy and homophobia

I mean honestly, if ever there was a proper use case for a Buc-ee's, it would be for EV charging

Good thing you worked in an immunology lab instead of a chemistry lab. When you find an unopened 19 year-old box there, there's a decent chance the bomb squad might need to be called

$10 says that it was sold to a used car dealership

But that assumes you are in a two car household

Auto industry lobbying or not, it would have happened anyway.

That’s some quite dodgy math. For one, you can’t actually ride in a straight line in any city, except in the four cardinal directions.

But honest question: how many people who live in major cities but also need a car DON’T need to regularly take a trip on freeways?