Even better! Maybe they’ll miss and hit the lodge!

Thermite would be more fun

Too bad he didn’t have time to raise one of these: 

Trump-supporting right winger launches a poorly thought-out, half-assed music venue in Germany?

Are you saying that they are better than Okily Dokily?

Also, if GWAR covered “Naked as We Came,” that would be pretty funny.

Don’t forget the Melbourne Ska Orchestra!

Unfortunately, INXS was the best Aussie band that Australia could come up with.

Because, as you said, Dunning-Kreugerands are not as anonymous as people believe. Anyone who uses their own wallet for a $25 million transaction would open themselves up to follow-up attacks. An intermediary who understands their way around secure blockchain transactions makes sense

As someone else pointed out, it's usually not THEIR money. It's usually insurance company money

Look, I’m sorry, but the Matthew McConaughey Lincoln commercials were anything BUT memorable. Literally to the point that at the Clio Awards, the best-received joke of the evening was when he was congratulated McConaughey for his Cadillac commercials.

If the bar is flat on the ground, it’s only because someone brought in a backhoe 

Not really? Bear in mind that she was exploiting fellow immigrants. She made a business of renting false identities to other vulnerable people. How many of them do you think got to buy vacations, designer outfits, and cars for their family members back home?

What do you think would have happened to them if they had…

So, fun fact: Despite what Faux News will tell people, the majority of people who end up in the US without documentation are people who overstay student or tourist visas, not the people who bought the proverbial 31' ladder.  

She focused on creating new accounts and renting these accounts out to fellow immigrants for gig apps such as Uber, DoorDash and Lyft.

My uncle was a rural primary care/ER doc. You would probably be unsurprised to learn that was also a stickler for full-length pants and closed-toed shoes in the kitchen. Especially when he would teach all of us to make toffee.

Converters. There was a story years ago about how stolen Lego sets had become practically an alternate black market currency because of a relative lack of traceability and reliable resale value

My local Target has at least a dozen different Star Wars Lego sets any one time

Better than calling it “Third Fifth Bank,” I suppose.

Although I bet their board meetings would have been more fun

I don't think you can physically upper-decker a marine head, but that boat have normal toilets