So, fun fact: Despite what Faux News will tell people, the majority of people who end up in the US without documentation are people who overstay student or tourist visas, not the people who bought the proverbial 31' ladder.  

She focused on creating new accounts and renting these accounts out to fellow immigrants for gig apps such as Uber, DoorDash and Lyft.

My uncle was a rural primary care/ER doc. You would probably be unsurprised to learn that was also a stickler for full-length pants and closed-toed shoes in the kitchen. Especially when he would teach all of us to make toffee.

Converters. There was a story years ago about how stolen Lego sets had become practically an alternate black market currency because of a relative lack of traceability and reliable resale value

My local Target has at least a dozen different Star Wars Lego sets any one time

Better than calling it “Third Fifth Bank,” I suppose.

Although I bet their board meetings would have been more fun

I don't think you can physically upper-decker a marine head, but that boat have normal toilets

It should be located at least one turnoff ahead.  Otherwise it's pointless

The fuck? You know Sotomayor is Catholic as well.  

Also, if you get approved through whichever bank you deposit your checks at, they’ll have income verified already

Get pre-approved through another lender?

Good to know that according to the Tennessee DMV, neither Rafael Cruz nor John McCain were eligible to run for President

Either that, or they used it to blackmail/extort someone, who then killed themself

What polling firm did the NYT hire to help them with this? No, Shit, & Sherlock?

I would assume that there’s probably still state laws against discharging a firearm in public as well

I assume that when you go to the Florida DMV to get your driver’s license, there is the written exam, the behind-the-wheel exam, and the marksmanship exam (range etiquette and gun safety not covered).

Sure, if you want to waste your entire vacation time on just getting there and back.  

Those beds have buckles

Let me guess: she was accompanied by Moose and Squirrel!

Since when the hell is Maryland the “South”?