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One of the problems for me in so many video game romances is the time compression of it all. A lot of these romances take place in what amounts to a few weeks, months at most, between people who’ve never met and are dealing with a high-stress situation. As a writer there’s only so much you can meaningfully say about

That is the single dumbest piece of advice anyone ever trumpets around here.

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Sorta? She starts the apocalypse on accident by taking a dagger in order to keep it away from people who want to use it on purpose. Essentially, she didn’t pay attention to the full warnings because she was in a rush.

let’s not mince words here—given Crystal Dynamics spent 2013 through 2018 making some of the most white-savior-promoting games in modern history

I think it’s “advertising & distribution”, so it’s not 100% marketing.  Of course, it would be interesting to see what distribution costs look like on digital releases.  I imagine there’s some amount of compliance/certification costs involved in making the game available for XBox and/or Playstation, for example, but

Question... what are the legitimate uses for this thing?

If all of the Microsoft exclusives are going also show up on playstation and PC, remind me again what the selling point for the Xbox console itself is?

Jimmy Woo has to join them at some point

Guess what: anyone who uses an epi-pen needs to be taken to the ER.

You do realize that an epi-pen isn’t a magic cure-all, right? Anyone who uses one still has to be taken to the ER right away, which airplanes are very famous for not having.  

Man, Jalopnik is a weird god-damn place.  The guy who says “maybe you should consider NOT risking other people’s lives” gets no stars and the guy who says “fuck ‘em” gets 5.  

After all this time, I don’t think it would have turned out any other way. The whole thing really is a damn shame.

Question (‘cuz I haven’t read most of the books)... is the United Earth Government *actually* fascist? The Halo wiki says that it’s a confederation of individually governed, representative democracy planets.

Once again, Schreiber is reminding us that in this world, Master Chief needs to remove his helmet, as we need to see pain play across his face, only to see stoicism rush in just as quickly to replace it.”

You forgot "i"!

I mean, Assassin's Creed III was technically the fifth AC game in the series

Perhaps some people don't like rewarding racism with apathy, like you apparently do?

Maybe because Ford thinks EVs and digital sales go together?”