Secret Invasion was the Marvel version of the authors who write “well AKSHUALLY, the Jedi were just as bad as the Sith!” stories because their edgelord sensibilities require everyone to suck.

1) So, instead of a $300 million crap-fest, we could have gotten 100,000,000 ad-free months of Prime?!

Legitimately surprised they didn’t end up as Erdogan’s personal fleet

Most car washes filter and reuse their water.  The average car wash generates 1-2 gallons of waste water per wash.  

Not only was it CGI, it was *crappy* CGI.

but it also has the [...] seats to get you most of the way to an STI

AI does have a place in game development. Namely, testing. AI is a great tool for automating simple, but tedious and time consuming processes like “spend hours walking into walls to check for clipping issues”, and “press every controller button combination over and over to check for input conflicts”, and such.

You didn’t even link to their Austin Powers/Mass Effect videos? Shame!

It would need to be a pickup in order to prevent people from locking themselves in the truck

Good thing car theft isn't the only thing they deal with...

In the case of Brownell v. The Rest of the Jalopnik Staff, Judge Mitch Hedberg has rendered the following decision:

Just improve the cabin seals and it’ll be waterproof for up to 100m (altitude)!

It’s not 8 failures out of 52 million airbags. It’s 8 people harmed out of however many of those airbags have been deployed.

It’s worth pointing out here that these 8 incidents are not 8 defective inflators out of however many are installed in cars. This is 8 defective inflators out of however many have been *deployed*. The vast majority of airbags in cars are never used. 

I'm normally not given to conspiracy theories, but if it came out that Volkswagen designed the Electrify America chargers to be deliberately shitty out of either petulance towards the Deiselgate settlement or dislike of EV's, I would be Phillip J. Frye/Captain Renault-shocked.  

Partly. It’s also that there aren’t as many techs certified to work on EV systems, manufacturers want dealers to spend lots of money on adding charging infrastructure, and not wanting to retrain salespeople on how to sell EV’s.

Of course, most dealership owners are just ideologically opposed to the concept of EV’s in…

It’s always worth remembering that most dealers don’t want to sell EV’s in the first place, and make little effort to do so

7 years is plenty of time to build and launch *multiple* DART-like satellites

It could be the direction the wind was blowing. I imagine that well-designed airport terminals are angled so that they block the prevailing winds. 

Drove past there once. It’s home to the Texas Civil War Museum.