Dude, I am 34, and was born in Burlington. Bernie Fucking Sanders was TERM-LIMITED OUT OF OFFICE AS MAYOR one month after I was born.

ASK before reclining. Just this very morning someone in the row ahead of me got a lap full of red wine because the person in front of him pulled that.

I flew Istanbul to Doha and Doha to Dallas on Qatar Airways, and yes, they served alcohol.

His praise of Six Feet Under’s rightly heralded final episode, “Everyone’s Waiting,” which he called “the best finale in the entire history of television, and I cannot imagine how anyone could possibly do better.”

I mean, technically isn’t the in-universe reason for repayable missions that they are “training simulations” or something? If so, you’re *really* murdering him multitudes of times

Some (not ALL) of the features that were discussed in the article are pretty easy. A lot of them are values that already exist in the code, but there simply isn’t anywhere in the code or the UI to change them.

Other things like magnification, motion blue, and text-to-speech are much harder to program in.  

No.  The question is: who would replace McConnel in the Senate? Who would replace him as Minority Leader?

Huh... Apparently, all you need is a lab coat and some exam gloves to get into the business of tasering rich idiots in the dick.  

That depends on whether or not anyone even wanted Volition in the first place.  They haven’t exactly had a winning record recently

On totally unrelated news... I’m suddenly going to look like Hugh Jackman

... perhaps because not everyone has PLAYED an Amored Core game before?

Well, the question is:

He didn’t narc on a leaker, he narced on a thief. The dude who got arrested was stealing stuff from a warehouse and reselling it for profit. These “leaks” were him advertising the physical copies of the game that he stole

I think I know the perfect place to shoot the music video for Ram Ranch Part 2

Here is my anedata for one of the two police officers I have known:

So.... I was That Guy earlier today, but in my defense, it was before 5 AM and the fog was so dense that my plane’s takeoff was delayed by an hour and a half.

In Musk's case, it's about as wide as a Thai cave

Perhaps the map isn’t “The Map To Thrawn/Ezra” but “The Migratory Patterns of Hyperspace Whales that Thrawn/Ezra Was Last Seen Riding On”

It wasn’t a leak, insofar as a developer or a reviewer breaking an embargo, it was (allegedly) a straight-up theft of physical copies of the game and reselling them for profit.

... how?