he bashed in the first goal of the season just three minutes into Arsenal’s opener against Leicester, which they won 4-3 in dramatic fashion.

Jose Mourinho is indeed a fantastic manager. ManU may be good, even excellent. But this is the first time I’ve ever heard someone describe watching a Jose Mourinho coached team as being fun.

I’ve been following Bournemouth since they got promoted. What a cool story! From the 4th division to 9th in the premier league. If only the US could provide stories like that....

It makes me sad PFT is there. I can’t bring myself to consume anything coming from barstool.

I think the only silver lining of our current socio-political internet climate is just the schadenfreude of seeing people who are all wrong or at least not sympathetic debate each other. It’s like a demolition derby but all the drivers have a level of righteousness as if delivered into them by god, and all their…

At its core, this is a timely debate among the worst people about who’s the least worst: The genuinely terrible person, the person who pretends to be terrible because they think it’s funny, and the person who pretends to be terrible to attract terrible readers.

I read this the whole way through, and I felt like the monitor was sapping my brain waves like that thing the Riddler used in Batman Forever.

After all the juvenile, grammatically flawed, big-dick swinging slander they post on that website about Samer, it’s a breath of fresh air to finally see him clap back. Composed, well thought out, and articulate. The same reasons people read Deadspin instead of Barstool in the first place.

I feel like if you would’ve read the whole article you would be able to see why this article was published when it was.

i know im an idiot but i understand like fuckin beyblade better than i understood the first half of this article. god bless samer

“Barstool Sports, a website for people who never wash their boat shoes”

I don’t think his intention is to date her...

Hey @ChloeGMoretz - let’s set up a date. The crush is mutual.

The best part about Glenn Murray is that his professional career started with the Wilmington Hammerheads in the old USL Pro (third division). And he wasn’t even good! Hell of an uptick in fortune.

ability to make the most out of the spare Brits and pieces he’s given

I’m confused. Why is Manchester United not on this list? The only thing interesting about any Mourinho team is the post game pressers.

Also, Stephen Ireland is a midfielder. More importantly, this is one of his cars:

This year’s Jazz Fest was headlined by Dave Matthews bringing out Jimmy Buffett.

This is quality, passive-aggressive shade. Well done.

Damn, being a Patriots fan must be tough.