The Night’s King must have been Javelin World Record Holder Jan Zelezny in his previous life to make that Dragon-slaying throw.

I inherited some AASS-beer glasses from my dad.

That’s what it’s like here in Sweden when you watch NFL. There’s the one game with a studio and during the breaks they’ll cut back to the studio and show you highlights from the other games.

I once had sex to American Psycho.