They’re lashing out in pain and fear, for the bright light of the truth is nearly blinding.

I’m sorry you’ve been wrong all these years, pal.

Counterpoint: Fuck you, Chris.

The Chargers introducing their new logo was the branding equivalent of a guy asking his wife to try anal for the first time.

Any reason I can find to use this, I will.

Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.

I mean, I do not understand the Kap situation. Does anyone know how much money he’s looking for? Shit, lets just say he wants to be the highest paid 2nd stringer in the league. Shouldn’t about 20 teams be blowing up his phone?

Didn’t he get shit for wearing a Miami Dolphins hat like, four years ago or something?

I notice folks are already out there concerned about the feelings of Miami Cubans because Kaepernick wore a Fidel Castro t-shirt.

Quick question: how many teams could Kapernick sign today and be the Week 1 starter but the team won’t do it because it’ll make people sad and say and do dumb shit on social media?

I think Deadspin should offer a one-time-only amnesty in which Jets fans are allowed to switch their allegiance to another team without being accused of bandwagoning. Then after they’ve all accepted the offer, publish a followup post saying it was a trick and only the most pathetic fanbase in sports would accept such…

You can tell the Jets are hated most of all by their own fans because the first dozen responses Drew lists are all one-sentence screams of despair into the void.

If you bet on the Jets to lose, they will manage to win just to spite you.

I, for one, would like to take a moment to publicly thank the NY Jets for curing my NFL addiction.

This is the best passage:

Redundancy Dept of Redundancy

Jesus Christ, I don’t care about the Rams but their fans write some serious novlettes. Someone read that and tell me if there’s anything funny.

dont have to go to jolly old england to experience Kronke Sucktitude, he also owns the Denver Nuggets, Colorado Avalanche, and MLS Colorado Rapids.

You can’t spell Arsenal without a capitalized arse.

Let me be among the first to remind you that in addition to the atrocities listed above, Stan Kroenke also owns the Arsenal football club.