I should save this for Monday, but it seems appropriate now.

My favorite part of the Niners’s downfall is it’s entirely self inflicted. They drove out a good coach who had a good quarterback (who was benched and pushed out) and they fucked up a perennial good team with lots of talent (and young talent!) to this disaster. They had what was quite literally the perfect situation…

shhhhhh. It all doesn’t exist if you don’t mention it. Don’t you know we can only achieve peak “I don’t see race” by saying NOTHING about injustices instead of addressing them?

Those microwaves are going to be starting at QB soon.

THIS!

So, Puff Daddy’s tweet is what’s separating us? Not the asshole in the white house and the ones in Congress and Senate? Not the assholes on Fox News? Not continuation of Jim Crow laws? Not police killing brown and black folks for no reasons? It’s this tweet? OK then.

53 percent of black women didnt vote for Trump so there is that to celebrate.

Seriously, if someone told me this was a screenshot from The Road I’d believe them without hesitation.

“the Brown’s kid already has a 1000 yd stare”

Really this entire article can be encapsulated by a single graphic:

They added/bragged that their owner, Jimmy Haslem, was owner of the Browns to further bolster their case for not filling out the application.

Don’t listen to the bad man, honey, I’m sure we’ll be good by the time you’re in college. Or at worst, when you’re a grandfather.

Landry Jones, who is by far the worst QB ever to wear a Steelers uniform in my lifetime (sorry, I am too young to remember Mark Malone), has two career wins. Both of them are against the Browns.

My company does business with Pilot Flying J. We asked them to complete a credit application as we were selling them several microwaves to their stores and they are notoriously slow about paying their invoices. They balked at the idea, saying that they were a large corporation with billions in revenue and shouldn’t…

holy shit it’s happening already? fuck where did the summer go?

Didn’t need any text for this one. Figured you’d just write the headline and lorem ipsum the rest since nobody would read it.

Federica Pellegriniis trains using a new technique. She trains in a pool of carbonated bubbly water. Her coaches claim the water is naturally sparkling, but we know the truth.

The meme isn’t complete until somebody hides in the bushes and jumps out to block the dunk.

Kids today, smh. I realize this might not get you a lot of ‘likes’ on social media but when I was younger we’d record ourselves doing ‘drive-by fundamentals challenges’ on people’s driveways. Can you execute a sound chest pass? Can you correctly switch on D? Can you box out for a rebound? And then we’d take the VHS…

Looks like a great way for white kids to just have some good clean fun and black kids to get shot by police.