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Just hook it to my veins! This show is so good and so insane. It’s been too long of a wait. I want a million seasons. 

It’s good to see Triumph is still getting work. 

Great news! I loved the first game. In my old age, I’ve found I really like pedantic video games. I spent hours in the first game just gathering all the materials needed to build all the roads, then just driving my truck on those roads as I made deliveries. That was the bee’s knees!

Nothing is true; everything is permitted. 

What the hell are we even doing here?

Ostriches only have two legs.

Everybody’s excited to have Ewan McGregor back as Obi-Wan, but I’m more excited for Bonnie Piesse to return as Aunt Beru. Ewan McGregor is a movie star who has had a fine career in the past 20 years. Joel Edgerton, likewise, has done alright for himself. Piesse has had sporadic bit parts and appearances in shorts, so

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...Smash Mouth was the name of the band?!

Whoa, they’re putting Flamin Hot on Doritos now? What will those mad geniuses think of next?

Galactus...or the Silver Surfer!

I loved this finale and this show. There are probably plenty of nitpicks and gripes I could make (were Maya and Kazi in love?), but I’m not going to let that stuff bother me. The whole thing was super fun, was a great exploration of Clint, a wonderful introduction of Kate Bishop and just an all-around good time. I

I think Grills was more implying that Clint should be with people, be with friends, on Christmas, instead of alone in a hotel room. Grills, of course, implying that he was said friend. 

Shoulda been Taylor Dane. 

I hate being this nitpicky, but I couldn’t also help but wonder why there were rides and a fully-stocked ball pit inside an apparently decrepit old KB Toys? Maybe New York City KB Toys was fancier?

I’m glad to hear I’m not alone in my criticism of this first issue. I love Tom Taylor’s work and the general premise is solid, but I also felt there was a spark missing from this first issue. There’s just something about the tone that doesn’t feel as dialed in as it could be.

There is definitely a lot of drama on Family Feud. I wonder who they will cast as Steve Harvey. 

I turned 38 this year, the same age as Homer Simpson. I do not need this sort of news article in my life right now. 

He’s not the boss of me. 

I dig it. Seemed a bit discombobulated, but they chose some really cool shots and showed off a lot of interesting footage. I’m surprised they didn’t do more to show off the Riddler or his overall villainous plot. Like...what’s the story? This trailer just looks like Batman dealing with a bunch of carnage, going after