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Everybody’s worried about Ms. Marvel’s powerset but, for me, they were never a major factor in why the character is so great. I loved her comic and the character for the teen drama, the look into a Muslim household, the homemade superheroics and stuff like that. I can’t say I’m thrilled that they changed her powers

I liked this movie just fine. I don’t see what everybody’s problems are with it. Seemed pretty standard to me, and the movie flowed along nicely. I might have a minor quibble here or there — like, why did Kumail Nanjiani dip out of the final fight? — but they have nothing to do with the general flow of the movie, the

I turned 38 this year, the same age as Homer Simpson. I do not need this sort of news article in my life right now. 

Yeah, I like bustin’.

Honestly, I still enjoy South Park, so new content in some new creative directions sounds great to me. 

He’s not the boss of me. 

I like how “Lost Slipper Princess” clearly has both slippers. 

HE DOESN’T FUCK BATS!

I dig it. Seemed a bit discombobulated, but they chose some really cool shots and showed off a lot of interesting footage. I’m surprised they didn’t do more to show off the Riddler or his overall villainous plot. Like...what’s the story? This trailer just looks like Batman dealing with a bunch of carnage, going after

I am also rooting for T’Lyn to join the Cerritos. The main quartet getting a fifth member sounds like perfect season 3 material to me! 

It must have been a tough delivery being born in an abandoned hospital. 

You know the old saying: “So goes Marvel India, so goes the world.” 

All you have to pay attention to is the money, friend. Venom 1 was a huge surprise hit and made $856 million at the box office. And since everyone pretty much agrees that movie was hot garbage...where did that money come from? I have no idea, but arguably through Venom fandom? People like Venom so much they went to

Sega: Idris Elba will play Knuckles!

Oh...oh god...are we all doomed to just disappear into the digital ether one day?! Is that...is that all there is?

So can we name everybody? Obviously Thor, Loki, Cap, Hulk and Hawkeye are easy to spot, but who is everybody else? Is that supposed to be Ant-Man on the far left? 

Rogers: The Musical. I’m in. That’s just plain fun. 

Ooooh. Yep! That is definitely something I would not put together in my head. 

Koi Boy was trans?! Aw man, how’d I miss that?

Hot damn! Say what you will about the movie, but the X-Men Origins: Wolverine video game was the bee’s knees! If this new game is anything like that, we should be in for a grand old time!