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It’s interesting and a bit weird whenever a celeb shaves off their famous beard.

I love all the expert opinions here from people that don’t actually have any kids.

I work as a service adviser for a used car dealership, and while our shop is fairly small, we do have a large sample size, and we’re next door to and good friends with the gm dealership next door. The equinox’s Achilles heel is the engine, that is, the absolute POS that is the 2.4L GDI I4, used in Equinox/Terrain,…

When life gives you a Limon, you give your son a shitty first name.

Weep more.

To be fair, the Uncle Drew universe is way more fleshed out and coherent than DC’s at the moment

When the Browns were 0-3 I saw the possibility of a winless season and starting betting on them to lose. Over a three month period, my initial investment of $300 had grown to $304.61 before that crushing Week 16 victory against the Chargers left me penniless.

and someone has to carry their briefcases.

They’re assembling a dream team of execs.

“Chris Lattner”

Chris Lattner...as named in a blog post as Tesla’s new vice president of Autopilot software.

As an added bonus, with the win UConn got to take home the Civil ConFLiCT trophy.

Well, with all the injuries he’s had, he’s certainly not running away from basketball.

One problem here: Francesa is talking about the Bulls beating the Utah Jazz in the 1997 NBA Finals, but Karl never coached the Utah Jazz.

Mom: Okay Derrick, make sure you’re washed up before dinner.

Way to cherry pick that quote, assholes.
Buffer goes on to clarify, “But also with breasts...but with nipples, which Chuck also has/had. I mean, I guess they’re still there. But also with cornrows and without the goatee. Also, they have different taste in movies, but that wasn’t a big part of their fight plans,…

I started wearing 6 and 7 inch inseam athletic shorts instead of the 8-9 inch ridiculous length athletic shorts that became the norm over the last 20 years. Now when I’m playing sports it feels like I’m wearing nothing at all.

“Guys look how short my new shorts are!”
“That’s nuts!”
“Technically it’s the tip, but close enough.”