+31. My wife and I are going to conceive a child tonight so she can be made great by Coach K.

Classic Coach K, beating Calipari at “one and done.”

He’s right. Back in high school, we’d sometimes break up the seriousness of the game with a quick finger up someone’s ass, or if it was one of your best friends on the team, maybe a quick dick sucking. Just guys messing around, you know? Nothing tells a teammate “job well done” like a good fist. Y’all nerds wouldn’t…

+1 gander

Many Southerners are pleased to see a Christian keeping up the tradition of the holiday goose.

I can’t wait to take my own kids to Cooperstown just like my Father took me and show them the plaques of all of the great players...and Trevor Hoffman and Omar Vizquel.

Hey now. A one half suspension straightened Johnny Manziel out.

Grayson by far. It’s the Grayson Allen of names.

The Warriors are already planning on drafting him. You know he and Draymond would be kicking it on roadtrips.

Rex: You really put your foot in my mouth, there, rook!

Meriweather: Mr. Belichick, the bartender was hoping he could get paid now.

seriously, Texans love the shape of their state more than Michiganders like the shape of theirs, and that is REALLY saying something.

I’m not going to let you site calories as the concern if you’re talking about bacon as your preference. You can say carbs, if you’re one of those Amstel light motherfuckers, but I won’t accept calories.
Besides, you counteract the sleepiness of the carbs by drinking heinous and unhealthy amounts of coffee. Then you…

The bacon is the only dependable thing at a free hotel breakfast bar.

In a truly open league with no salary cap/tax LeBron would get at least 50 million a year and probably more in salary alone. Just because he’s making millions doesn’t mean he isn’t also underpaid.

The best players earning the most money =/= the best players earning the money they’re worth. This gets them closer.

Because capping the max salary means that some players will be paid under their market value. And with the huge jumps in the salary cap and teams with a ton of money to spend with only so many “stars” to go around, lower-tier players will often be paid over their market value (Mozgov signed for 4 years/$64 million).…

“I BROKE MY FAHKIN’ COLLAHBONE.”

Starring Burgess Meredith as Jerry Jones.

Starring Mark Wahlberg as Tony Romo.