Also, Mark Titus? Your pieces aren’t nearly as funny as you think they are.

The guy had it made at ESPN. Cozy with Skipper. In charge of his own fiefdom.

+1

I have but one start to give, so you also get a GIF to show my appreciation for that joke.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

This is really great and timely.

This is an especially idiotic hot taek.

“John from Cincinnati ... meet Bill from Boston.”

Exactly what I thought when I saw those! Maybe next year there’ll be Cocaine Pam

YES YES YES!

It doesn’t matter if you duck to the inside under braking, or lock ‘em up and slide across the apex, a pass is a pass.

this is a good take.

Are we sure he’s “going half-Joker, half-Dent” though? I figured the other side was Bruce Wayne. Sure there’s also an implicit Two-Face reference, but he’s more the Unholy Ghost in this Halloween trinity.

Let me guess... you don’t have kids, a job you need to wake up early for, or any real responsibilities? Because when I was younger and didn’t have other shit to worry about, I might have said the same thing. But now that I’m older and my free time is shorter and much more valuable, the last thing I want to do is stay…

Greg Maddux would have finished pitching a complete game in that same time.

+1 farm league at bat

What’s the big deal? Tim Tebow bounced passes to receivers for years and nobody was impressed.

Sounds like Gottlieb charged his takes to a stolen credit card.

It certainly didn’t help that Manfred referred to the meeting as a “powwow”.

“Boomers are starting to age out of sports cars,” said Eric Noble, president of the CarLab, a consulting firm in Orange, California.