Well folks, it finally happened. The NRA warned us all but I didn’t believe them. Last night as I was watching the debate there was a knock on my door. This startled me since I didn’t buzz anyone up. Maybe it was a neighbor who needed something? I ask who is it as I check the peephole and it was President Obama! At…

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Jebus people have short memories. The S14(e30) is based on the M10 and M88, the S50/52(e36) and S54 are based on the M50/52(and if you are in the US the S50/52 WAS an M50/52, despite the nomenclature). The M88(e28) was developed from the M30, as was the S38(e34), and the S62 was an outgrowth of the M62. The only…

“This year’s”???? The AFC South is still and has always been the crappiest division in football since it was formed. Awful cities, awful teams, just the backwater of the NFL. A casual sports fan would get this list of teams confused with a list of NWSL teams.

Nobody’s burfict.

zero interceptions though, so that’s going well for him.

He’s got below average speed, unless he seizure in trouble.

.182 OPS right now. He’s off to a flying start.

Woah, hang on. Why not just incorporate them into the lovemaking? Tunnel Rat is def down for some Richard Gere style action, if that’s your thing. Hell, Gung Ho would probably be into absolutely ANYTHING you threw at him.

I’ll be deep in the cold, cold earth before I recognize Missoura!

I remember when sex used to take 20 seconds, now it feels like like 5, even six minutes....I have G.I. Joes to play with, let’s wrap this up, peen.

Oh, so he was talking during the national anthem?

Was she turned on by the meat farts?

My wife took me to Texas de Brazil for my birthday one year and expected sex afterwards. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, LADY.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

“It’s pronounced GI-nah.”

Glad to see he’s not being a thor loser.

Oh god look at that beautiful foot work!

I HATE having to buy a new vacuum every year or two!

More Surly than Huffy