Holy hell, I need to shave.

I’ve never put my hand on ANY women … In my whole entire life, No Sir.

Meanwhile Landon Donovan tweeted that it was somehow all Jurgen Klinsman’s fault.

“Barry...most NCAA student athletes are going pro in something other than sports...class is important for those suckers" -Ben Simmons

Yes. Mine are:

I really think we should take the NFL at its word here. In fact, let’s prove their point: we put Roger in a football helmet, then hit him in the head with a sledgehammer 255 times. It won’t cause any long-term effects, right? Everyone okay with this? Great, let’s get on it!

Truth.

Chiefs would have re-signed him. This is sincere.

Makes perfect sense that he would retire because he’s concerned about his Abdullah oblongata.

Jalopnik: [shown excessive chrome and swoop designs] Too busy! Too much! What happened to simple designs???

Was it called fowl?

There are few things I enjoy more than the ubiquitous “This isn’t getting enough love!” post eight minutes after the unloved post.

RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

50 hp - but how many ft-lbs?

10 horses isn’t bad. I routinely lose like 6 oxen just between Independence, MO and Willamette, OR.

A electric car that look like a normal car, isn’t it ironiq ?

Gives +1, immediately ejected by Joey Crawford.