There once was a team from Miami

I know he’s already called the Greek Freak, but he’s really going to be putting himself at risk with this Magic Johnson act.

Shots fired.

165 lb guard? What youth league did you guys play in?

I liked Grantland and am looking forward to seeing what Simmons does with The Ringer. Say what you want about the guy’s own writing, but he hires good writers and lets them write good stuff without over-managing them. That’s something to celebrate.

Probably 95% of the owners of the cars you listed tows anything even half that weight, but that’s beside the point. The OP said it can’t tow for any distance, even though it has been shown to do otherwise. The thing debuted with an Airstream attached to it; it would be hopelessly stupid to advertise that capability if…

That’s irrelevant. OP said it can’t tow for any distance; 120 miles is a distance. And the map in my car can show me all of Tesla’s superchargers, Chargpoint stations, and places that accommodate electrical for RVs (RV parks, hotels, etc).

1. It can tow. More than plenty of other crossovers and small SUVs.

Press releases quoted at 155mph limit

because I am too lazy to google and know not enough about turbos, but a turbo timer is used to keep the engine running for a set time after you pull the key so your turbo has a chance to spool down for longevity, correct? and scorn me if I am wrong

#NotMyBumblebee

“Higher octane gas gives your engine more horsepower” in a naturally aspirated, non performance car!”

“Feels like a BMW”

Oh god. The Subaru things themselves could fill this list and it would stretch to the moon and back, several times.

V4

It’s called Brownbacking in my neck of the woods.

These guys are officially in the Tyson zone. Nothing anyone reports on them comes as a shocker anymore. Deadspin could report that Blatter and Valcke owned a “Surviving the Game” style preserve and I would just say, “of course they did”

Et tu, Moute?