She’d never get the conservative support to win even if she were nominated.

Tap it on the edge of the counter a few times.

“My means of conveyance has arrived at its destination, and as a sovereign citizen I’m toasting my safe arrival as is my Constitutional right!”

And pushbutton transmissions.

It’s nearly impossible to hang off the edge of new cars with your tommygun blazing away. 

I’m a bit let down that Monarch doesn’t have a connection to the Venture Bros.

He is currently still in jail after a judge denied his bail back in August.

Before anyone jumps on this saying that he shouldn’t have a job with this much authority, or even a gun, we don’t have video of what actually happened here and for all we know his life was absolutely in danger and on top of that ACAB.

Looks like that driver also hates cops.

That is totally not in the song, but I still read it in Biafra’s voice.

Toss them off a bridge into traffic - self-driving cars of course.

The Vallejo Police Department claims seven fatalities from car crashes this year, but its press archives don’t go far enough back to see how many of those seven involved police.

And the calls are all coming from inside the same house.

Sure, letting providers cap things and charge extra to get around those caps wouldn’t raise prices!

Rentals also make great off roaders, as evidenced by the Kia Rio I had last week.

It’s getting so you can’t take your own snacks on planes anymore!

Is it worse than a holiday in Cambodia?

Right, $20 a day is a viciously tight budget. It must be an average because it’d be impossible to pull off in some countries if you wanted to eat AND have a place to sleep.

The republicans could agree to all those terms, but I wouldn’t expect that they would stay true to their word.

Finally, that ill-advised night with a hooker might pay off!