I just got back from a vacation in a place with nothing but roundabouts. A lesson at anytime prior would have been great, for me and the people behind me! Nothing in the literature about the place mentioned roundabouts, and Hertz said nothing. What a glorious surprise awaited me 100 yards from picking up the car.

2008 Mini Clubman, bought off an elderly man who gave up driving. Had 12,000 on the odometer at 10 years old. Despite the low mileage, the check engine light came on every time the car needed $1,000 put into it. Which was often enough that the great deal we got it for quickly evaporated. I kept up with what I could…

Knew someone with a mid-60s Continental that had a similar roof issue. The hydraulic setup was in a box of pieces in the trunk and no one knew how to assemble it. He eventually flew an old Ford factory mechanic out from the midwest to put it together.

You don’t have to explain it. They can use Google!

I don’t want to be put on a “No Fly” list with Copa Airlines,

You should only have a gun in your glovebox on the first day of Spring.

We don’t need another hero.

The word “Waco” was thrown around rather generously.

“There are enormous men with guns acting suspiciously hostile everywhere.”

This would have been a perfect place for Pink Floyd to play in their prime.

I remember a similar debacle when the makers of Cabbage Patch dolls teamed up with the King Tut exhibit to produce those creepy baby mummies.

He’s not rich for nothing.

Or even on the bendy sticks, for when the nut rolls just out of view and you don’t have a straight shot at it.

One of these drove by me in the Oakland Hills last week. It looks even more ridiculous on the road. 

You’re taking your shoes off for an incident that didn’t kill anyone 20 years ago.

At least those aren’t the staggered Face Fart seats.

Running people over is also illegal, but apparently OK if you need to get somewhere, right? That how you value life?

No way they’d take some hypocritical path with this. That would be a first.

So your solution is to find another job and leave the current one? I mean, most burger places don’t have chefs.

If the small-fingered vulgarian got elected, McCarthy wouldn’t stand in his way. He was already craven enough to cave in to the other MAGA extremists for votes to become speaker. He just caved to them for the impeachment inquisition.