Terrible pilot, but great wingman.

What a waste of paper. He could have used the back of those for writing To-Do lists for his aides.

All toilets are removeable if you have a crowbar.

Seems a little weird to be washing your hands BEFORE collecting trash. What, was he afraid he’d get the trash dirty? All the attendants I’ve seen collecting trash were wearing gloves anyway.

Hard to have a forced birth if women can’t get pregnant. Look for the anti-choice crowd to start attacking this other form of birth control along with the rest.

When I need to fill a propane tank now, I have a small milk crate (the square ones) that the tank fits snugly into, and that’s strapped to the hold down loops in the back. No tipping over, no rocking around, and not right against the back of the car.

Moving quickly towards Qitter.

I used to transport acetylene tanks in a van for a machine shop I worked at. Absolutely hated that. The places that filled them had some great safety posters on the wall about securing tanks - always had a pic of a car completely burst open.

Better than kissin’ hands and shakin’ babies.

city officials are planning to install over 300 cameras citywide by early 2024

Curious what the red marks at 30/60/90 in the odometer are for. Does something special happen at those speeds?

That truck isn’t dying, it’s LIVING!

Odd flex for that quote, indicating old people have no heart. Boomers could relate.

2,000 feet sounds like a low altitude to be flying at when he ejected. 

‘I felt awful for a week or so, but once the fins grew in I felt much better.’

I hope your name is Otto.

Really cool? Of course! Don’t you remember that awareness program, Drugs Are Really Exciting?

It was easy to spot the cars due to the personalized license plates.

Maximum Overdrive can’t come soon enough.

“This is a disgusting lie against Mayor Rudy Giuliani”