Trying that in a small town!

I find it telling that they were taking this so seriously that their conversation didn’t center around kicking the call up to the Sexual Assault Unit. 

It’d be even better if the probe screamed ‘Oh god it burns!’ during the flythrough.

And hopefully she hit him the first time and not someone driving by.

When travelling, a compass is one of the bare necessities.

her behavior “simply fell short of her values.”

Damn, well I hope somebody invents land- or air-based radar or satellite surveillance.

I would think yelling that in an airport would cause all sorts of problems.

The obvious answer is a 1958 Fury named Christine.

Liar Liar, breath on fire.

I think the Coast Guard would take issue with your view of our coastline. The Navy might disagree as well. Just because there isn’t a battleship in view from the beach doesn’t mean it’s not protected, or monitored.

Bold move when you have a bodycam going. Can you show the footage where that happens?

I liked Volcano Moon’s first album, but everything after that was derivative.

And when someone gets hurt there then the county faces a lawsuit(s). And no one would be signing disclaimers first to use whatever sport they set aside.

and the road of the engines

Imagine, some poor doctor deprived of the joy of seeing that ultrasound!

Maybe he’s in a jail gang now and can say he’s part of a ‘well-regulated militia’. You know, that phrase that always slips by the originalists.

Try that in a big town!

And we all know Beetlejuice is a gateway to witchcraft and Satan!

Don’t know why she’d kiss Masterson’s ass now, it’s not available.