The word “Waco” was thrown around rather generously.

“There are enormous men with guns acting suspiciously hostile everywhere.”

This would have been a perfect place for Pink Floyd to play in their prime.

He’s not rich for nothing.

Or even on the bendy sticks, for when the nut rolls just out of view and you don’t have a straight shot at it.

One of these drove by me in the Oakland Hills last week. It looks even more ridiculous on the road. 

You’re taking your shoes off for an incident that didn’t kill anyone 20 years ago.

At least those aren’t the staggered Face Fart seats.

Running people over is also illegal, but apparently OK if you need to get somewhere, right? That how you value life?

No way they’d take some hypocritical path with this. That would be a first.

So your solution is to find another job and leave the current one? I mean, most burger places don’t have chefs.

If the small-fingered vulgarian got elected, McCarthy wouldn’t stand in his way. He was already craven enough to cave in to the other MAGA extremists for votes to become speaker. He just caved to them for the impeachment inquisition.

Terrible pilot, but great wingman.

What a waste of paper. He could have used the back of those for writing To-Do lists for his aides.

All toilets are removeable if you have a crowbar.

Seems a little weird to be washing your hands BEFORE collecting trash. What, was he afraid he’d get the trash dirty? All the attendants I’ve seen collecting trash were wearing gloves anyway.

Hard to have a forced birth if women can’t get pregnant. Look for the anti-choice crowd to start attacking this other form of birth control along with the rest.

When I need to fill a propane tank now, I have a small milk crate (the square ones) that the tank fits snugly into, and that’s strapped to the hold down loops in the back. No tipping over, no rocking around, and not right against the back of the car.

I used to transport acetylene tanks in a van for a machine shop I worked at. Absolutely hated that. The places that filled them had some great safety posters on the wall about securing tanks - always had a pic of a car completely burst open.

Better than kissin’ hands and shakin’ babies.