city officials are planning to install over 300 cameras citywide by early 2024

Curious what the red marks at 30/60/90 in the odometer are for. Does something special happen at those speeds?

That truck isn’t dying, it’s LIVING!

Odd flex for that quote, indicating old people have no heart. Boomers could relate.

2,000 feet sounds like a low altitude to be flying at when he ejected. 

I hope your name is Otto.

Really cool? Of course! Don’t you remember that awareness program, Drugs Are Really Exciting?

It was easy to spot the cars due to the personalized license plates.

Maximum Overdrive can’t come soon enough.

“This is a disgusting lie against Mayor Rudy Giuliani”

Trying that in a small town!

I find it telling that they were taking this so seriously that their conversation didn’t center around kicking the call up to the Sexual Assault Unit. 

It’d be even better if the probe screamed ‘Oh god it burns!’ during the flythrough.

And hopefully she hit him the first time and not someone driving by.

her behavior “simply fell short of her values.”

Damn, well I hope somebody invents land- or air-based radar or satellite surveillance.

I would think yelling that in an airport would cause all sorts of problems.

The obvious answer is a 1958 Fury named Christine.

Liar Liar, breath on fire.

I think the Coast Guard would take issue with your view of our coastline. The Navy might disagree as well. Just because there isn’t a battleship in view from the beach doesn’t mean it’s not protected, or monitored.