It’s not just one man, it’s the party that supports him that’ enabling this.

champagne and varying degrees of plumbing and electricity

I’m not a fan of this Harold & Maude 2 idea.

As a fan of the Death Race movies, I can say that neither of these are a high-value score.

Wouldn’t she have to give up her governor role to do that? Not sure she’d take that risk.

Considering how poorly Cult 45 does in court, this really isn’t the burn she thinks it is.

Taco Bell.

Isn’t Florida one of the states where you can now just drive over protestors?

The people who could afford whatever this ends up costing already own jets. Maybe not as fast, but at least they have the trip to themselves on their own schedule.

No VW Squarebacks? I remember ours going everywhere, even Tahoe in a snowstorm. I can’t imagine the hell of driving that in the mountains while it’s full of fighting kids.

A home depot run and a stack of Marshalls!

The wood on the hood really sells it.

We need a tax on the green sauce to pay for more efficient red sauce.

But how do magnets work?

Not long now until the BSOD.

Xtian Taliban doing what they do best: domestic terrorism.

Catch -22. Can’t establish a precedent unless one already exists. 

Whatever religion the priest was, it must be the right one for them to make it to 3,000 years old.

The pre-glam days of Whitesnake are always a favorite. Having two of Purple’s best players, Paice and Lord, certainly didn’t hurt. Live...in the Heart of the City is where to start if you want an album showcasing his and Moody’s playing.

And you have to refer to the sheriff star in the background as some kind of super-pentagram.