There are pix out there that show how hard that combover is struggling. 

You’re so tough!

The only thing that could make that more dangerous is if the bike was riderless and out of control.

Great museum. I didn’t even know the Goose had moved from SoCal until I went in. My wife was less impressed, but they have wine tasting there so it worked out for everyone.

Often on my birthday my parents would say “You were the only one who was planned” right in front of my brother and sister. I’ve never tired of reminding them of it. It’s not that they weren’t wanted, just not right then (which I also add, because we have that kind of fun relationship).

Unfair comparison. Batboy has eyelashes.

Not sure what Russia would get out of faking his death, unless they wanted to throw him in a basement and drag it out.

Go Directly to Jail, Do Not Pass Blow!

They don’t know the word caviar, just fish eggs.

Unless they don’t have insurance because they can’t afford it. Blood from a stone.

I’m not sure suspicious is the right word. More like expected.

Bad idea, that’s how you get Moon Fever.

The correct answer to the headline is: One - Matt Damon.

It helps when they only interview with select media who definitely wouldn’t do that.

CCCP = USSR. I’m betting you meant CCP.

The only solution is to arm the robots.

She’s chiming in because she hasn’t seen her name in the news lately.

I’d like to think the DC police won’t make the same mistake twice, but there’s a lot of departments out there who won’t see the ass-end of the blue lives flagpole coming until it’s too late.

Hopefully by the time it lands it’ll be LOW ENERGY!

I think we all know it was food poisoning.