Taco Bell.

Isn’t Florida one of the states where you can now just drive over protestors?

The people who could afford whatever this ends up costing already own jets. Maybe not as fast, but at least they have the trip to themselves on their own schedule.

No VW Squarebacks? I remember ours going everywhere, even Tahoe in a snowstorm. I can’t imagine the hell of driving that in the mountains while it’s full of fighting kids.

A home depot run and a stack of Marshalls!

The wood on the hood really sells it.

We need a tax on the green sauce to pay for more efficient red sauce.

But how do magnets work?

Not long now until the BSOD.

Xtian Taliban doing what they do best: domestic terrorism.

Catch -22. Can’t establish a precedent unless one already exists. 

Whatever religion the priest was, it must be the right one for them to make it to 3,000 years old.

The pre-glam days of Whitesnake are always a favorite. Having two of Purple’s best players, Paice and Lord, certainly didn’t hurt. Live...in the Heart of the City is where to start if you want an album showcasing his and Moody’s playing.

And you have to refer to the sheriff star in the background as some kind of super-pentagram.

There are pix out there that show how hard that combover is struggling. 

You’re so tough!

The only thing that could make that more dangerous is if the bike was riderless and out of control.

Great museum. I didn’t even know the Goose had moved from SoCal until I went in. My wife was less impressed, but they have wine tasting there so it worked out for everyone.

Often on my birthday my parents would say “You were the only one who was planned” right in front of my brother and sister. I’ve never tired of reminding them of it. It’s not that they weren’t wanted, just not right then (which I also add, because we have that kind of fun relationship).

Unfair comparison. Batboy has eyelashes.