Not sure what Russia would get out of faking his death, unless they wanted to throw him in a basement and drag it out.

Go Directly to Jail, Do Not Pass Blow!

They don’t know the word caviar, just fish eggs.

Unless they don’t have insurance because they can’t afford it. Blood from a stone.

I’m not sure suspicious is the right word. More like expected.

Bad idea, that’s how you get Moon Fever.

The correct answer to the headline is: One - Matt Damon.

It helps when they only interview with select media who definitely wouldn’t do that.

CCCP = USSR. I’m betting you meant CCP.

The only solution is to arm the robots.

She’s chiming in because she hasn’t seen her name in the news lately.

I’d like to think the DC police won’t make the same mistake twice, but there’s a lot of departments out there who won’t see the ass-end of the blue lives flagpole coming until it’s too late.

Hopefully by the time it lands it’ll be LOW ENERGY!

I think we all know it was food poisoning.

When she says “Pucker Up”, she means it!

“Donald Trump is Tupac. Donald Trump’s Biggie Smalls”

Ammosexual Hoarder.

Taylor would have been an excellent Pennsyltucky.

Not...not THE DIP!!!!

It would be interesting to see what the night sky looks like when you have a 2-hour orbit.