“What’s more fluid than gender? Age.”

No idea if my MkI TT came with a toolkit (not the first owner), but it has a first aid kit with enough gauze to make a mummy. 

I’ve heard the workers who have to replace tires hate it because they have to scrape it off the rims to mount new tires. 

Everything was going just great until the avalanche.

Interesting to see how the bootlickers try to deflect from this.

Ugh, you know he’s blowing hot cheeseburger breath in her ear.

Enough of this hippie nonsense, this is clearly an Act of God!

What a shame there wasn’t a good guy with a gun there to protect him from that Kentucky thug.

Awesome! We should totally have equal representation in voting maps!

They’re living up to their name.

Only Fox and Dunning Kruger Times tell the truth! Share if agree, gobbless!

It’s only a magic cup if you choose...wisely.

It’s probably ill-advised, but I think that would be a great tattoo.

Hilarious that you would use the word credibility after her name.

He also looks like the Uncle Jimbo that would be cooking the meth.

Look at how cute that mouse it. I recommend you pet it. No bias here, trust me.

I can’t wait to see the end! 

RobotWars just got bumped up a notch.

Isn’t the Titanic basically surrounded by a debris field? 

Now there’s one less.